"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic...."
~ Joseph Stalin
Till a couple of years ago they were insurgents, terrorists and the sore reality of a failed state. Now they are rulers. Nepal's Maoists have come a long way from being holed up in dense vegetation in the hills fighting a daily battle against the Nepalese Army, which was trained in the warfare including guerrilla tactics, by the Indian Army. Now those same guys are going to call the shots over the Army. We do not know how demoralising it could be for a force, that backed its king stoutly. The king, on the other hand is all set to be eased out of the consciousness of the Nepalese people.
Now the question here in India that has been on everyone's mind since the election results in Nepal is, what does this mean for the Left in India?
Now India, being India, has two interesting 'Lefts'. The first one, the one that is not banned, but nevertheless deserves to be, is the one that tries to make all kind of populist noises, against, well the other populist noises from the same government it supports, 'from outside', 'to keep communal forces away' from 7 Race Course Road. It is probably the most hypocritical establishment that exists in the political arena in India today(Of course, we can always say that about the others too..). Now the guys that eulogise the 'aam aadmi'(common man, me, you) and like to be seen as his saviour from, well everything that seems to be a political hot potato and the guys that swing from the 'Hindu right' to pogroms and religious fanaticism, occasionally(Hindu right? If they had any sense of what is right, Babri Masjid in Ayodhya would have never been taken apart and the pogrom in Gujarat would have never happened, and to think they actually have takers which is a serious danger to the social fabric of our country), both need the political Left to be on their side, to get laws passed when in government and corner the government and stall legislations when in the opposition. And this Left, feeds on the pampering and cajoling extended by both the camps. But you might think they feel lucky and enjoy the attention they get, especially since the possibility of them having a simple majority in Parliament is as remote as a tooth fairy visiting you and offering you a tooth implant.

Nay, they are also seen with other such acts of embarrassment that the people vote to power now and then. Small, regional parties, parties that were shown the door when they thought they had the electorate licked, and newer crop of hopefuls for whom one legislator translates to one Cabinet member, in the coalition era. The Left is always seen talking about a 'third front', as an alternative to the default two-party system that has set in, with the UPA and the NDA as the frontline coalitions. Even while they 'support' the incumbent government by disagreeing on everything from foreign policy, domestic policy, agricultural policy, the budget('This budget is not in the interest of the common man'- of course it is not, you jerk, a budget is a draft of the government's income and proposed spending policy for the next financial year. If major investment and financial decisions are not in the interest of the common man, then what is?) Another tongue-oiled gripe is, 'It is not for the poor'. They incidentally also scuttle financial reforms, fiscal prudence, cooking gas and fuel prices hike when the economy is bleeding and oil companies taking losses of millions of rupees everyday. Their only solution, as is expected from a bunch of suckers, is to hold prices. Ask them how do they plan to ensure that the country's economy does not suffer due to artificial price levelling, they say, "Hey, it is the government's problem, we are not in the government, we are just supporting it."
They have also carved out a reputation for themselves in being anti-foreign policy, which is the sole prerogative of the Government. A deal that could give India access to cleaner nuclear technology and the technical know-how to dispose nuclear waste efficiently, a deal that will enable India to come out a nuclear winter that was imposed on it, and more importantly, precious fuel for the future energy needs and military needs of the country which has been fated to probably the most dangerous neighbourhood in the world(Hey, they are supporting the government from outside...).
They are also known to connive with our commy neighbour, and many in the country believe that they are agents of the Chinese, and involved in a continuous process to restrict India's clout in the region visa-vis China.
And that I believe is the most shameful thing for a political party that 'feels for the poor and the working class' of the country. While they refuse to grow up to modern realities they also refuse to wake up and smell the coffee. The Maoists in Nepal have actually taken a gamble by coming to the political mainstream. If they fail to deliver, people would realise they were never an alternative in the first place.
The political Left in India knows this very well, and perhaps this is the reason why it refuses to share responsibility of the government while it claims to support it. Their anachronistic ideas will blow up in their faces once they do come in power, and there will be no more Left left in the country to muster up the courage to go to the people once again. This fear is quite cleverly masked behind their refusal to be in the government. And their immaturity in trying to be relevant in a world which has long forgotten Comrade Stalin.
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